New World Record Alerts---the new junk mail

Just like Nigerian banking scams, male performance enhancement products, and lovely yet lonely Eastern European women looking to "chat", New World Record Alerts are filling my inbox. Dare to take 2 days away from being online and you too will be inundated by the Flash! of 15 new WR's (or was it 50?). In an era when six can get broken by the time you leave home and arrive at the office I'm getting a bit immune. I tried to watch some golf yesterday but the lack of hole in ones got me bored, I switched to a basketball game yet the players missed some shots, then I tried baseball but the game ended without a walk off grand slam. Oh well, is there another meet this weekend...........