Men's Locker Room

Did you see that Hooters poster girl lose her bikini top in the shallow end of the pool? Darn............... The one day I miss practice and this happens?

Hey, who is that guy going in to the shower with the bottle of powdered soap?:dunno:

Wow, some of these locker room descriptions are remniscant of various forms of bathrooms/latrines/locker rooms I've seen over the years of college dorms, army barracks, and gyms. At one place I was stationed in the Army (Ft Sam Houston, TX), I remember the barracks was one open bay; thankfully I had a bed on the side with a window, and was able to position my locker to give a little privacy. But the latrine was an open room, sinks on one side, urinals on the other, with the toilets further down, no doors. Reading these posts is digging up some memories from years past. At the ASU Rec Center locker room, they clean the showers every morning with a power washer, and they do a great job of cleaning the rest of the facility. Unfortunately, we've had a few break-ins (even into locked lockers), so most of us bring all our stuff out to the pool deck. On the rare occasion it rains, the coach will usually put it in the equipment room for us so we don't have to interrupt our set. There aren't too many non-masters swimmer folks there to shower when we're done. If I'm in my office, I usually dress business casual...slacks and shirt with a collar. When I go out to present or do field visits, I'm usually a hair more dressed up (I may throw on a tie for good luck). Fridays (unless presenting) are jeans and a golf/rugby shirt. I try to work from home once a week (swim on my own at a nearby city pool or run); if I do I'm in shorts/t-shirt unless I'm going out somewhere.

Until you hit your 40s ... and you get a hot flash. But it's much cheaper that way. More money on speedo suits, less on lingerie. Oops, wrong locker room, I guess. Let me tell you that the pajamafication of America is nothing compared to granny panties. I'm with She-Man and thank god my wife still shops at VS.

What changes are you considering making in your 401K with all that's going on? I'm sure this will digress rapidly... No changes. Invest aggressively when the market is down, reap the rewards when it's up.

Hey,! more than "two shakes" after a pee is considered masturbation, pal! :rofl:

It is not cool to brush your teeth in the shower. It is not cool to put your sweaty clothes in the swim suit spinner. It is really uncool to sit on the bench while sweaty. And, for goodness sakes, do you really need to put that much soapy suds on your stuff? Why on earth do people do that? Absolutely uncool. More to the point, unsanitary and disgusting. Gads of suds? Might be something else going on there.

Dude!? I should have added please stop looking at me while I pee. I always take that as a compliment.

Make it 3 Mark. And we are not lurkers since we are posting.

I always take that as a compliment. But how do they watch you when you're sitting down to pee...:weightlifter: