Men's Locker Room

What changes are you considering making in your 401K with all that's going on? I'm sure this will digress rapidly...

Not much conversation. A lot of spitting practice and flipping towels. The girls would love it!

Did you see that Hooters poster girl lose her bikini top in the shallow end of the pool?

No changes. Invest aggressively when the market is down, reap the rewards when it's up. It's OK to leave a little on the table. The trend is your friend. Who picks up the towels in the men's locker room? :fish2: Regards, VB

It is not cool to brush your teeth in the shower. It is not cool to put your sweaty clothes in the swim suit spinner. It is really uncool to sit on the bench while sweaty. And, for goodness sakes, do you really need to put that much soapy suds on your stuff?

!@#$%^&*(),)(*&^%$#@!,*&^,)(*,^%$#! Ouch.

Hey,! more than "two shakes" after a pee is considered masturbation, pal! :rofl: Dude!? I should have added please stop looking at me while I pee.

But how do they watch you when you're sitting down to pee...:weightlifter: It was bad enough that you admit to watching us at the urinal, now you are peeking over the stall walls at me. This is bordering on some sort of potty fetish. Forumites - please be on alert!

Ummm...at least he's not peeing in the shower:D Uh, I think you're all peeing in the pool. At least that's what I've heard.

It was bad enough that you admit to watching us at the urinal, now you are peeking over the stall walls at me. This is bordering on some sort of potty fetish. Forumites - please be on alert! Urinal etiquette is such a tricky thing: eyes front (but not downward), no "excessive" or vigorous movement allowed...anything else? The men's locker-room is a pretty dull place compared to the women's. (Not that I would know anything about that.) Of course, we spend SO MUCH LESS TIME in the place than our lovely counterparts...how in the world one can stretch a 10 minute activity into 45 minutes is just beyond me.