He just broke two 45-49 records unrested and at altitude (meet in Denver): Clay Britt's 100 IM where he went 54.1 and Jack Groselle's 100 free where he went 47.4.
Now read this post carefully Amy because I do not want there to be ANY confusion (and i can't handle any more beatings this week) as I am saying for FACT that I know he cheats...no rumors, no gossip, no nothing...here's the deal:
- I know for a FACT that after he saw a Seinfeld epsiode where Jerry changes the size on his jeans from a 32 to a 30 he did the same. Let's face it, a stressed out, over the hill telecom exec with high blood pressure a major house remodel and 3 kids needing college scholorships they won't get because of foreign swimmers there's no way his waist is the same size as when he ws in high school...this speaks to his character and willingness to lie/cheat.
- John routinely exceeds the allowable limits set down by the championship committee for motrin and caffeine. The caffeine typically in the form of a starbucks double shot 15 minuted before his race and the motrin about 30 minutes after...and every 4 hours for the rest of the week.
- He is also training with a kids swim team...ostensibly to embarrass his daughter but we also know that rule #101-1 from USMS states clearly that masters swimmers are not allowed to break records if they are not training with a masters team...even if it makes a child unhappy.
- He's a liberal
- He drives an Element
- He got a Longhorn tattoo on his back/shoulder as a 40 year old (thankfully he scuffed it up hitting the bottom of the pool practicing backstroke starts/sdk's)
So as you can see...a cheater...and his records should be erased. Thankfully inspite of all of this he has not taken down his most sought after/cherished record...the holy grail...the 50 free!
- He is also training with a kids swim team
Now wait a minute. Haven't I seen John bag on people here for "training too much" and anyone who trains too much should "get a life?"
He drives an Element
I'll let that slide. Now, if it was a Scion xB I might be a little more alarmed! :)
Someone here is a sore loser!
Here are the results from the battle of the Smiths over the last weekend:
100 FR: JS = 47.47; PS = 49.42
50 FR: JS = 21.58; PS = 22.71
Maybe both are on drugs and one just got the dosage wrong and is now whining about it. There are clear issues here that should be resolved. Or, has someone lost all their natural red blood cells because they now live below sea level?
By the way, I note that that same someone chickened out of a rematch with Scott Shake in the 200 Back.
Tall Paul is just banking on the Clydsdale taper to get his revenge.
Way to go John!
There is nothing wrong with being an ALS, Paul.
Or, has someone lost all their natural red blood cells because they now live below sea level?
You Coloradans think anything below 5,000 feet is below sea level, don't you?
Someone here is a sore loser!
Here are the results from the battle of the Smiths over the last weekend:
100 FR: JS = 47.47; PS = 49.42
50 FR: JS = 21.58; PS = 22.71
Maybe both are on drugs and one just got the dosage wrong and is now whining about it. There are clear issues here that should be resolved. Or, has someone lost all their natural red blood cells because they now live below sea level?
By the way, I note that that same someone chickened out of a rematch with Scott Shake in the 200 Back.
I'm lulling him into complacency....
Besides....after a week in Omaha and not training he's gone from a 32 to 36 waist and is so depressed he might not show!
As for Shake...I took him down at the bar this time instead!
Someone here is a sore loser!
Here are the results from the battle of the Smiths over the last weekend:
100 FR: JS = 47.47; PS = 49.42
50 FR: JS = 21.58; PS = 22.71
Maybe both are on drugs and one just got the dosage wrong and is now whining about it. There are clear issues here that should be resolved. Or, has someone lost all their natural red blood cells because they now live below sea level?
By the way, I note that that same someone chickened out of a rematch with Scott Shake in the 200 Back.
Tall Paul is just banking on the Clydsdale taper to get his revenge.
Actually, he's hoping to distract John so that he will miss his heats at Nationals. I hear that Paul has hired the Longhorn cheering squad to be on deck at certain times. I'm certain he was also responsible the last time it happened to John in the 50 Back at Ft Lauderdale.
