Trash Talk

PTTTTTTTBBBBBBB, that was weak. Vewy, vewy weak. I will put the puke green colored 25 pound weight on my stomach and SDK. My MF can go half the way to making up the height deficiency. I actually have abs despite 3 children. What's your excuse, Hulk? :thhbbb:

No, just breaststrokers. WHOA! And distance freestylers going in slow mo. I'll happily swim in lane 1 at the U of Md. Otherwise, I'm happy to be a bare wall ***.

being first across the 10 yards wearing a stryofoam girdle is not a USMS sanctioned event... but you keep up the good work! Too bad it's not sanctioned, you might actually beat your 1:08 time if you only had to swim 40 yards.

I will put the puke green colored 25 pound weight on my stomach and SDK. My MF can go half the way to making up the height deficiency. I actually have abs despite 3 children. What's your excuse, Hulk? :thhbbb: Hulk eat too many people who anger him, that why Hulk not so buff.

Would calling Jeff Commings a big wussy this morning for showing up 10 minutes before the end of practice so he could interview Amanda beard be considered trash talking....I mean really Jeff...at least do the warm up and get out early... Oh and funny how Sam Perry 1 week post shoulder surgery just happened to stop by the pool around the same time....I guess my comment about how fat he's gotten after being out for a week was probably not the nicest thing to say...

Oh and funny how Sam Perry 1 week post shoulder surgery just happened to stop by the pool around the same time....I guess my comment about how fat he's gotten after being out for a week was probably not the nicest thing to say... I'm sure he had surgery just to avoid swimming on your medley relay in Austin. Wearing 1 or 2 snorkels today, Paul?

Says you...shirts and skins relay at zones or they don't exist... I'm down with that!:applaud: I have abs too. My six pack comes with a built in coozy cooler! I'll go ahead and volunteer to swim the slow leg for the shirts.

I'm sure he had surgery just to avoid swimming on your medley relay in Austin. Wearing 1 or 2 snorkels today, Paul? Today sucked, I'm completely broken down right now (which means the 200 back and 500 free this weekend will be a blast)....long recovery workout so i put on every toy i could find (my tutu works as a drag suit so I went with the mini skirt instead) and played caboose in the lane...it worked for awhile till coach got pissed and threw me a 10lb medicine ball for the 8 minutes of vertical kicking...he mumbled some trash talk as well but i can't repeat it on a public forum. I was actually glad Sam & Jeff stopped by so I could sit on the wall, talk smack and get out of the last 400!

It worked for awhile till coach got pissed and threw me a 10lb medicine ball for the 8 minutes of vertical kicking... Well, we'll assume your abs are better than Power Paul's then. Anyone buy that nonsense about Ande swimming a 400 IM?

Well, I have to give a slight edge to Kirk in the pre-race trash talk war but neither has been impressive. I guess they let their swimming do the talking...sheesh, how boring is that? Hulk Paul and Fortress, on the other hand, have taken it to a new level -- bravo! Too close to call at this point, I think, though I think Fort has pulled ahead. Jeff Roddin, are you lurking out there? You got me to enter the *!&#! 400IM next weekend with some private trash talk...care to take it public? Oh are you another one in JR's and my age group that makes it impossible for me to place in anything beyond a 200BR--that only because nobody has the marbles for it? Let's see some of you waifs get in the 200BR at zones! I may even do all 8 laps without a rest at 150mark this time!