Trash Talk

I would challenge someone but there's no one in my weight class. So cower all you skinny girly-men and flee before me. :weightlifter::weightlifter::weightlifter: How come the big tough power lifter can't kick worth a damn, eh?

Haha The Fortninator Better a dominatrix than a pretty boy who wears purple. I'm sure one day in the very very distant future, Power Paul will be able to SDK enough to make a 100 fly.

I would challenge someone but there's no one in my weight class. So cower all you skinny girly-men and flee before me. :weightlifter::weightlifter::weightlifter: As a charter member of the girly-man skin and bones club let me say we take great pleasure in stomping on the lunkhead meat head weightlifters. The bigger and more muscle bound you are, the greater the pleasure of watching the flailing.

And I will be kicking a puny girl's butt in the 50 back as usual at zones, even though she has wised up and become a sprinter, the most talented of athletes. Don't look now, but I think your smack-attack gun is stuck in the "full auto" mode! Sprinters are just so high strung. I dunno...she was considering entering the 1650 and the 400IM on the same day at the David Gregg meet...doesn't sound any of the wimpy sprinters I'VE ever been around. :bolt:

You'll be ok at domme until it comes to the bullwhip...with your dodgy shoulders from all that sloppy technique...you might not be able to "whip it" so well... Ah, but my right shoulder is fully functional and I just happen to be right handed. Despite my "sloppy technique," I can actually do a backstroke turn. Unlike some. I can do a backstroke start too. Unlike certain others who are challenged in this area.

Open turns don't count. You must have mistaken me for Stud.

Don't look now, but I think your smack-attack gun is stuck in the "full auto" mode! Sprinters are just so high strung. I dunno...she was considering entering the 1650 and the 400IM on the same day at the David Gregg meet...doesn't sound any of the wimpy sprinters I'VE ever been around. :bolt: Yes, I'm quite Type A. :D I said said puny girl was aspiring to be a sprinter. This is not an easy task, or for the weak of heart. But perhaps her recent injury will restrain her from the 25K she's likely pining over. Blech. We have a standing grudge match in the 50 back, along with another forumite and a couple other women on my team. I would be humiliated in the 200 back if that was an event I chose to swim. Like Ian Smith, I'm very good at ignoring events over 100. I don't believe his lousy excuse for not doing any backstroke though. :thhbbb:

oh low blow... low blow... still... I don't blame crappy swims on wall at lane 1 or 10...:thhbbb: lol I'm not familiar with those lanes, aren't they for the slow swimmers?

I hate lavendar. I can see though that you are green with envy over my start. PTTTTTTTBBBBBBB, that was weak. Vewy, vewy weak.

Jeff may be a sprinter but I give him a lot of credit for doing longer events (ie, REAL swimming events). Last summer I saw him do OW races of 2 miles and 5K. Chris I wouldn't call a guy who did 4:32 400 IM SCY a 'sprinter'