Trash Talk

While my personal view is that trash talking is unnecessary and counter productive,none the less it seems some good natured trash talking is beginning in the kicking thread.Since not everyone is interested in how important kicking is,but everyone is interested in the S(he) Man/Knelson battle of the Titans,not to mention the Muppet/Fort demolition derby,I thought it should have it's own thread.So,go ahead,make my day.
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    Someone hit me over the head with the humor stick if that's the case. :lmao: I'll just let this one hang out there with a O_o and a :rofl:
  • I reserve the phrase "getting smoked" for losing....not getting beat because Mr. Commings false started! I wonder if that cheater is touching the wall on his roll over flip turn on the 100 IM, eh? It appears that Paul Wolf is so desperate to beat me in the 50 back, he's driving all the way down to Richmond to try again. Never happen Paul! That's a long drive just to mess up a start ...
  • False starting is never an option! All the trash talking you were dishing out bounced right off me, too.
  • It appears that Paul Wolf is so desperate to beat me in the 50 back, he's driving all the way down to Richmond to try again. Never happen Paul! That's a long drive just to mess up a start ... Oh, you need to soooo get over yourself, Mrs Thing. :violin: I'm driving down to try and score my 3rd NQT and 50 Back happens to be my best shot since I no whip kick right now. As for beating you in 50 back? Bah. Maybe I can't beat you now with my whole 4.5 months in the pool after 19 YEARS off. But I would _think_ that it would be a pretty good match if I had 3 years of training. But since that'll never happen, you just have to be satisfied with being faster than an NFL Tight End. Go you. :party2: Then again, who declared a gridge in 100IM back in Oct and FOLLOWED THRU??? I seem to recall smoking you by 2 seconds? With a whole, hmm..... lemme do the math here??? Carry, the 1, add 2, divide by 0, oh yeah, that's right 5 WEEKS in the pool after 19 YEARS off???? Puh-leeze. Then you lost to a 270lb, not in swim shape at all 40yo. Go you. :mooning: Hulk 7, Puny Grrrrl 0 Game, Set, Match. :angel: Please don't make me come back and strafe the survivors. :rant3: Paul
  • Nice try. But I went a 29.9 in the 50 back with 6 months training and a 24 year lay off. :duel: Since you've tired of our 50 back duel and your inevitable losses, we'll have to go back to the 50 free vs. 50 fly duel. You got a ways to go. I suggest you actually make use of the monofin instead of letting it gather dust at 5:00 am. And where is Sprinter Boy Roddin? Rocket scientists can't talk smack? So sad.
  • It appears that Paul Wolf is so desperate to beat me in the 50 back, he's driving all the way down to Richmond to try again. Never happen Paul! That's a long drive just to mess up a start ... So, does this mean that I can put a face with the name in Richmond this weekend?
  • Nice try. But I went a 29.9 in the 50 back with 6 months training and a 24 year lay off. :duel: Since you've tired of our 50 back duel and your inevitable losses, we'll have to go back to the 50 free vs. 50 fly duel. You got a ways to go. I suggest you actually make use of the monofin instead of letting it gather dust at 5:00 am. Ah, let's compare activities during say the last 10 years of the _layoff_ period. Hmm, I would guess that you were doing all that cardio stuff, like that running thing, while I was picking up really heavy weights. Yeah, I can see how what I was doing was really a lot better suited for swimming. Yup, yup, yup. But, gee whiz then using your logic, I still have another 1.5 months to shave a whole .38 seconds off my 50 Back. Darn. I think that's impossible. It's not like I dropped 3 seconds JUST BY HAVING A DECENT START or anything. Hmm, .4 seconds. I should be able to shave that off just from the stunned reaction I had by actually not slipping at the start. So when I beat 29.9, what happens? Unlike others, I actually play well with others so I'm pretty sure my lane mates would be a little perturbed if I broke out the MF during TEAM practce. As for 50 Fly vs 50 Free, yeah well, that's gonna have to sit on the table for a bit as it don't look like it's happening this season.
  • So, does this mean that I can put a face with the name in Richmond this weekend? That might not be a good thing, but I'm hoping to be there for Sunday. Saturday has all that horrible 'distance' stuff. Then again, I just realized that I CAN'T FIND MY USMS CARD!!!!!! AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH.
  • and also very comical to those of us that do... It's good to know you feel this way because I will give you quite the laugh at zones when you see my 200 br! I have been working on changing up my stroke a little bit with my coach, but it feels pretty awkward at the moment. Hopefully by zones, it will have improved!
  • Dear Hulk: Let's not forget the 3 kids I popped out over the years whilst I was simultaneously slaving away in the sweatshop, puh-lease. I wasn't bebop-ing off to the gym 24/7.