While my personal view is that trash talking is unnecessary and counter productive,none the less it seems some good natured trash talking is beginning in the kicking thread.Since not everyone is interested in how important kicking is,but everyone is interested in the S(he) Man/Knelson battle of the Titans,not to mention the Muppet/Fort demolition derby,I thought it should have it's own thread.So,go ahead,make my day.
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I swam for months with a stress fracture and wore that ugly boot.
"...blah blah blah I'm so tough and adaptable but I can't swim in lane 10 if there is no rope! blah blah blah..."
Just get a sensor bandage and forget the pain.Um, yeah, now that I broke my foot. HA HA...and I was just about to start working on my turns. Looks like I got nothing for the upcoming gridges. You'll have to start picking on someone who isn't injured. You can pick on me anyday when I don't have a cast on my leg. Ok?
I saw that CrazyAsian made a post see it here www.usms.org/.../showthread.php
I have a suggestion for all breaststrokers seek medical help.:woot::woot::groovy:
whoa nellie- who you calling puny?
you come up to, what, maybe my belly button?!?
i don't think someone that short can use the word puny.
unless talking about themselves...
:thhbbb:
I could have written a Shakespearean sonnet between the time I touched in the 50 meter back and the time you touched at the last Terrapin Cup, Tall Skinny Girl. :thhbbb:
I could have written a Shakespearean sonnet between the time I touched in the 50 meter back and the time you touched at the last Terrapin Cup, Tall Skinny Girl. :thhbbb:
shakespearean sonnet?!
you mean limerick, maybe?
shakespearean sonnet?!
you mean limerick, maybe?
When you have to consult the source of all truth, wikipedia, you know the trash talk has gone south! Seriously, the second rule of effective trash talk is to use terminology that everyone involved understands. I'm an engineer; therefore, an academic discussion of the difference between a sonnet and a limerick is out of bounds and way over my head!:soapbox:
You really have to stick to picking on people about the color of their hair or their physical shortcomings or better yet, their favorite sports teams! ;)
And just for future reference, the first rule of good trash talk, is to talk regardless of how badly you are beaten. I will get to demonstrate that after this weekend!!!
You really have to stick to picking on people about the color of their hair or their physical shortcomings or better yet, their favorite sports teams!
Go for the jugular, forget all you have written and start with jokes about their mother/wife, that does it every time.
shakespearean sonnet?!
you mean limerick, maybe?
No, she wouldn't have written anything except a good reason why she should have had a better race and beaten the "puny girls" by more than 2 seconds. Not one of my better 50 backs I will be the first to admit. It did make top ten though!
Go for the jugular, forget all you have written and start with jokes about their mother/wife, that does it every time.
Good point, though I must admit to feeling the need to know someone a bit before picking on their immediate family members. 'Your mom' jokes are some of the funniest out there!
Good point, though I must admit to feeling the need to know someone a bit before picking on their immediate family members. 'Your mom' jokes are some of the funniest out there!
Is that "Your Mom" :angel: or "Yo Momma!" :censor: ?
