Slap the Slackers!

After watching Sam Perry "cruising" through 3 rounds of 1 x 400 pull (on 6:00) followed by 6 x 100's swim (1:30, 1:25 then 1:20)...and swimming backstroke on the 100's holding 1:10's (yards) I had had enough and barked at him to get his butt in gear and NOT fear lactic acid! :notworking: 1:05 on #6 :groovy: I rest my case! :mooning: We know who you all are.....and you know we know who you are...I hereby challenge all your lane mates to not only call you out in practice but "brand" them publicly on this forum! :groovy:
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  • How can it be anonymous when Mr. Smith throws me under the bus like that. Truth be told I could've held 1:03s. Thought I'd breathe hard after #6 so he'd think I was working harder. One more truth, Mr. Smith is getting a life size poster of me swimming to hang over his bed per Mrs. Smith's request. I cannot say whether Sam is a slacker but if Paul's words are true, then I feel partially responsible for his slacker ways. You see, I have never given Sam a decent race and he has stopped coming to meets as he has difficulty staying awake secondary to his boredom. Sam, please return as I miss my at least biannual thrashings in all the backstroke events (although Jeff C has been filling in nicely for you in your absence). xo kurt
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  • How can it be anonymous when Mr. Smith throws me under the bus like that. Truth be told I could've held 1:03s. Thought I'd breathe hard after #6 so he'd think I was working harder. One more truth, Mr. Smith is getting a life size poster of me swimming to hang over his bed per Mrs. Smith's request. I cannot say whether Sam is a slacker but if Paul's words are true, then I feel partially responsible for his slacker ways. You see, I have never given Sam a decent race and he has stopped coming to meets as he has difficulty staying awake secondary to his boredom. Sam, please return as I miss my at least biannual thrashings in all the backstroke events (although Jeff C has been filling in nicely for you in your absence). xo kurt
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