Women's Locker Room

From the comment recently posted on my vlog entry, Final Solution for Fatties Like Me ( forums.usms.org/blog.php ), it would appear that EvilWaterSprite might be a perfect pasties model for my still-in-the-works FINA-legal Jammers 'N Pasties for Wet Chicks (TM). Still, off-putting was a typo. I actually typed "delightful" but my spell checker somehow changed a few of the letters, dearest Alison. Blame Bill Gates, not me! Um, I will not be pastie-legal until i go down a couple cup sizes. Sadly, the main reason I always liked competition suits was because they flattened down the girls. I was also probably the only girl in high school who wanted bigger feet and smaller boobs.

I am afraid of the Men's Locker Room. At our pool we have a mixed locker room. It is called the Family Change Room sveral private family change rooms. You change in the private room then put your clothes in a locker in an open concept room. Here is what our leisure center offers, it mentions the family change rooms www.corp.delta.bc.ca/.../llc.html

She can have mine:o) I think they are a pain. I would rather not have to wear a bra... I am a 32 b. Thats small but to big. lol :o) Then we could wear just the bottoms for swimming and be as fast as the men if we didn't have them. After we are all done having children and feeding them we should not have them... lol

Ladies-try swimming with DD's! Poly suits have been a lifesaver when it comes to swimming-I often wear 2 just to keep the girls from getting in the way.... though if I ever get in trouble while swimming, I will have 2 handy floatation devices:blush: The reason I have little sympathy for guys wanting to wear our short john tech suits ...

The reason I have little sympathy for guys wanting to wear our short john tech suits ... Try swimming with balls SO BIG... (pronounce in a Robert DeNiro accent) Actually, that is another dream of mine. Oh, well. Point taken, Leslie.

Wearing them is good. Peeling them off myself even better! Again, I must thank my lucky stars that there are no ponds in the vicinity. I could very well drown looking at my reflection. I've got an old Dolphin suit from my "fat" days that might fit you. :bump:

Ladies-try swimming with DD's! Poly suits have been a lifesaver when it comes to swimming-I often wear 2 just to keep the girls from getting in the way.... though if I ever get in trouble while swimming, I will have 2 handy floatation devices:blush:

Is it possible that I have the perfect woman's body? Size 9 feet and 42 B moobs? I am starting to look at myself in a whole new light.... God help me, but.... Me likey! Harriet would love you. She's a boob chick. She wants big ones and once said I had "big boobs like Barbie". I'm a 36A.

Me thinks to many of you have too much time on your hands. Help me some one where do I find the button that stops me receiving posts on the Women's Locker Room. It is making me ill, I may need a doctor. If you're serious, click the Thread Tools link at the top of the page and select Unsubscribe. That'll be be $50, please. :bump:

If you're serious, click the Thread Tools link at the top of the page and select Unsubscribe. That'll be be $50, please. :bump: And that's just your co-pay...