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Women's Locker Room

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Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
  • Hey, Jim.. what am I, chopped liver? Evilwatersprite, do you also know my good friend, Alison, who has a chopped liver quality to her that can be off-putting at first, but eventually this, like her passive aggressive streak, is subsumed by a genuinely likable quality that is hard exactly to put into words?
  • Thanks to you both. Evilwatersprite, do you know Fortressa? And vice versa? Hey, Jim.. what am I, chopped liver?
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    Jim Thornton: Not yet. Nice to meet you both, though.
  • Is it possible that I have the perfect woman's body? Size 9 feet and 42 B moobs? I am starting to look at myself in a whole new light.... God help me, but.... Me likey!
  • Is it possible that I have the perfect woman's body? Size 9 feet and 42 B moobs? I am starting to look at myself in a whole new light.... God help me, but.... Me likey! No wonder you want to wear women's swimsuits.
  • No wonder you want to wear women's swimsuits. Wearing them is good. Peeling them off myself even better! Again, I must thank my lucky stars that there are no ponds in the vicinity. I could very well drown looking at my reflection.
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    Former Member
    Um, I will not be pastie-legal until i go down a couple cup sizes. Sadly, the main reason I always liked competition suits was because they flattened down the girls. I was also probably the only girl in high school who wanted bigger feet and smaller boobs. I will so trade with you. Size 14 feet 38A bust :(
  • Evilwatersprite, do you also know my good friend, Alison, who has a chopped liver quality to her that can be off-putting at first, but eventually this, like her passive aggressive streak, is subsumed by a genuinely likable quality that is hard exactly to put into words? Off putting?? See if I help you market your pasties, Jim.
  • Off putting?? See if I help you market your pasties, Jim. From the comment recently posted on my vlog entry, Final Solution for Fatties Like Me ( forums.usms.org/blog.php ), it would appear that EvilWaterSprite might be a perfect pasties model for my still-in-the-works FINA-legal Jammers 'N Pasties for Wet Chicks (TM). Still, off-putting was a typo. I actually typed "delightful" but my spell checker somehow changed a few of the letters, dearest Alison. Blame Bill Gates, not me!
  • From the comment recently posted on my vlog entry, Final Solution for Fatties Like Me ( forums.usms.org/blog.php ), it would appear that EvilWaterSprite might be a perfect pasties model for my still-in-the-works FINA-legal Jammers 'N Pasties for Wet Chicks (TM). Still, off-putting was a typo. I actually typed "delightful" but my spell checker somehow changed a few of the letters, dearest Alison. Blame Bill Gates, not me! Sure Jim... I'll blame Bill. Should I go to his house on the lake and ask him for retribution? Um, I will not be pastie-legal until i go down a couple cup sizes. Sadly, the main reason I always liked competition suits was because they flattened down the girls. I was also probably the only girl in high school who wanted bigger feet and smaller boobs. You're making the men want to join us in the Women's Locker room even more.