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Agreed! My husband had to help me the 1st time. I had the mother of all muffin tops. Ugh. Ha Ha! Your picture reminds me of the woman Arnold was disguised as in Total Recall, before he exploded

To go fast, I'm willing to shove. To look good, if such a thing is possible, no shoving for me. I'd rather spend money on accentuating what few assets (and believe me, there aren't many) I have. Adding a few pounds always helps in the boob and butt area. More fun and less expensive than buying all the latest and greatest to enhance. Elise, I'm so with you! Except I have booty no matter what I do. Boobs, not so much. The hubby never minds when I put on a few pounds - more curves!

I want to be a muffin top and believe me, I am when I've got the Jaked on midway. Takes some back and side stuff to create one. It's there. My hubby is the one who yelled "muffin top" when he was helping me put it on. Pics would surely get me thrown off this board at the very least. Why do you want to be a muffin top?

As long as it's limited to your heart. :angel: At times, your posts inspire me. You're like my Sharon Stone in the movie The Muse. Except that you have a bit less hair. But you certainly have DIVA in you! After reading what goes on here in the Women's locker room, Big Noodler, I will continue to be nothing more than a little piece of stable, calcified plaque residing somewhere inside your cosmetically enhanced heart. When I find myself lonely, I will simply call upon my inner Sharon Stone and play with myself till I fall asleep.

I don't usually shop at Victoria Secrets. But I am absolutely amazed at the amount of padding in some of their bras. Huge -- you could easily look 2 sizes bigger. I know this b/c I caught my kid with one and confiscated it. Sheesh! I'm more obsessed with height than boobs, and hence like heels. I guess there's always Spanx for the muffin top issue. LOL! This post makes me think of two random stories - When my mother house/ pet-sits on occasion, I've often arrived home to find some areas of the house "straightened-up" including my underwear drawers. I can't quite picture her carefully folding some of my more risque Frederick's of Hollywood items. But yes, my teen days are long behind me and I'm married, but it's still a bit strange. :blush: Leslie, at least you did not confiscate the full on plastic boob complete with nipple or the saline filled/ gel bras, correct? They sell those at VS as well. I got a good chuckle out of those options. I mean, imagine going on a date with a guy and he makes a reach for it and gets nothing but a fleshy colored rubber sphere! Talk about an awkward moment! But hey, I'm all for women having options. :D

LOL! This post makes me think of two random stories - When my mother house/ pet-sits on occasion, I've often arrived home to find some areas of the house "straightened-up" including my underwear drawers. I can't quite picture her carefully folding some of my more risque Frederick's of Hollywood items. But yes, my teen days are long behind me and I'm married, but it's still a bit strange. :blush: Leslie, at least you did not confiscate the full on plastic boob complete with nipple or the saline filled/ gel bras, correct? They sell those at VS as well. I got a good chuckle out of those options. I mean, imagine going on a date with a guy and he makes a reach for it and gets nothing but a fleshy colored rubber sphere! Talk about an awkward moment! But hey, I'm all for women having options. :D I ordered a bra from Victoria's Secret once because it had clear straps. When I took it out of the box, the damn thing must have weighed about 5 lbs!!! Turned out it had removable water-filled inserts in it. I tried it on after I took the inserts out and you still could have rested a cup of tea on the rack it gave me! It was hilarious. They were so high up and so sticking-out I can never wear that bra. My kids (the ones I flash the muffin top at) got a big laugh out of it.

I ordered a bra from Victoria's Secret once because it had clear straps. When I took it out of the box, the damn thing must have weighed about 5 lbs!!! Turned out it had removable water-filled inserts in it. I tried it on after I took the inserts out and you still could have rested a cup of tea on the rack it gave me! It was hilarious. They were so high up and so sticking-out I can never wear that bra. My kids (the ones I flash the muffin top at) got a big laugh out of it. That sounds AWESOME! I may try that. :) I don't have kids but I would expect I'll either get a thumbs up or a chuckle out of it from my husband. And, I'll get a workout when wearing it.

BigNoodler, are you or are you not the One Formerly Known as S(H)heMan and more recently but still Formerly Known as CremePuff? If you are, was your sabbatical followed by secretive return due to something I said? If you aren't, would you like to take her place in my heart? As long as it's limited to your heart. :angel: At times, your posts inspire me. You're like my Sharon Stone in the movie The Muse. Except that you have a bit less hair. But you certainly have DIVA in you!

LOL! That would be humiliating for some gal! Can you imagine the talk in the guys' locker room about such a moment?! Agreed. You'd have to make a serious effort to keep those groping hands away from that area. And no crazy dance moves either.

www.uihealthcare.com/.../CorsetComp.jpg Hmmm according to that Diagram...there is a letter "G" down in the nether regions...I guess the debate is settled. There is a label! OK OK so it's a number "6" but with my eyesight...