Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • As long as it's limited to your heart. :angel: At times, your posts inspire me. You're like my Sharon Stone in the movie The Muse. Except that you have a bit less hair. But you certainly have DIVA in you! After reading what goes on here in the Women's locker room, Big Noodler, I will continue to be nothing more than a little piece of stable, calcified plaque residing somewhere inside your cosmetically enhanced heart. When I find myself lonely, I will simply call upon my inner Sharon Stone and play with myself till I fall asleep.
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  • As long as it's limited to your heart. :angel: At times, your posts inspire me. You're like my Sharon Stone in the movie The Muse. Except that you have a bit less hair. But you certainly have DIVA in you! After reading what goes on here in the Women's locker room, Big Noodler, I will continue to be nothing more than a little piece of stable, calcified plaque residing somewhere inside your cosmetically enhanced heart. When I find myself lonely, I will simply call upon my inner Sharon Stone and play with myself till I fall asleep.
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