Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
it's not my fault I have chest fruit! What am I supposed to do, go to a plastic surgeon and get 'em lopped off?
Get a couple bids first, and then I'll do it at half the cost of the cheapest one.
I save money, and pass the savings on to my patients, by carrying no medical malpractice insurance, no student loans from med school (I didn't go), no anesthetics (you will have to provide your own Everclear), and no fancy-schmancy scalpels, clamps, and other confusing gizmos that are so often prefixed by Nurse! suffixed by Stat!
When you have your surgery performed by Dr. Jim Thornton, M.D. (f), Your wallet, at least, will not suffer (TM)
it's not my fault I have chest fruit! What am I supposed to do, go to a plastic surgeon and get 'em lopped off?
Get a couple bids first, and then I'll do it at half the cost of the cheapest one.
I save money, and pass the savings on to my patients, by carrying no medical malpractice insurance, no student loans from med school (I didn't go), no anesthetics (you will have to provide your own Everclear), and no fancy-schmancy scalpels, clamps, and other confusing gizmos that are so often prefixed by Nurse! suffixed by Stat!
When you have your surgery performed by Dr. Jim Thornton, M.D. (f), Your wallet, at least, will not suffer (TM)
