Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Try swimming with balls SO BIG... (pronounce in a Robert DeNiro accent) Actually, that is another dream of mine. Oh, well. Point taken, Leslie. Hydrodynamics question: Would the added lower body buoyancy of De Niro balls be enough to compensate for chafing and them getting in the way when flutter kicking? And 2Fish, I'm a D so I feel your pain. That's why FINA's decision to ban zipper-back suits was especially disappointing. I needed help to "batten down the hatches." I know FINA didn't want to encourage slacking off on core conditioning, etc. But it's not my fault I have chest fruit! What am I supposed to do, go to a plastic surgeon and get 'em lopped off?
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Try swimming with balls SO BIG... (pronounce in a Robert DeNiro accent) Actually, that is another dream of mine. Oh, well. Point taken, Leslie. Hydrodynamics question: Would the added lower body buoyancy of De Niro balls be enough to compensate for chafing and them getting in the way when flutter kicking? And 2Fish, I'm a D so I feel your pain. That's why FINA's decision to ban zipper-back suits was especially disappointing. I needed help to "batten down the hatches." I know FINA didn't want to encourage slacking off on core conditioning, etc. But it's not my fault I have chest fruit! What am I supposed to do, go to a plastic surgeon and get 'em lopped off?
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