Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
:rofl:Please note: J.T. stands for Justin Timberlake, not Jim Thornton!
I completely understand. Why float when you can let the girls be craddled safely in hands so firm and soft and sure that can juggle fetal turtle eggs with no ill effect upon the baby paddlers! I know how easily it would be to become dependent upon such protective stewardship of your most important, sensitive, and treasured chestal protuberances! Best not to let yourself experience the most exotic comfort a well-endowed woman can feel: the Heavily Emolliented Kid Glove Hand Holsters Of Jim TM., The Boob Wrangler.
:rofl:Please note: J.T. stands for Justin Timberlake, not Jim Thornton!
I completely understand. Why float when you can let the girls be craddled safely in hands so firm and soft and sure that can juggle fetal turtle eggs with no ill effect upon the baby paddlers! I know how easily it would be to become dependent upon such protective stewardship of your most important, sensitive, and treasured chestal protuberances! Best not to let yourself experience the most exotic comfort a well-endowed woman can feel: the Heavily Emolliented Kid Glove Hand Holsters Of Jim TM., The Boob Wrangler.
