Women's Locker Room

I admit, that is exactly what I've done!:badday: I just go one or even two sizes too small on the jeans or pants, and genetics be darned! Environment wins! Or I put on a Jaked half-way. No surgery necessary. Or similarly, I go to Victoria's secret and I buy a push up, padded bra - most likely one size too big. Insta-enhancement! Or I walk into Nordstrom's and buy myself some 3 inch spiked heels for added height and unusually pointy feet! At times, there can be quite a bit of shoving when it comes to my wardrobe whether it be with jeans, pants, shoes, tech suits or underwear! Yes. That dratted genetic factor. It's responsible for a few things. BigNoodler, are you or are you not the One Formerly Known as S(H)heMan and more recently but still Formerly Known as CremePuff? If you are, was your sabbatical followed by secretive return due to something I said? If you aren't, would you like to take her place in my heart?

I admit, that is exactly what I've done!:badday: I just go one or even two sizes too small on the jeans or pants, and genetics be darned! Environment wins! Or I put on a Jaked half-way. No surgery necessary. Or similarly, I go to Victoria's secret and I buy a push up, padded bra - most likely one size too big. Insta-enhancement! Or I walk into Nordstrom's and buy myself some 3 inch spiked heels for added height and unusually pointy feet! At times, there can be quite a bit of shoving when it comes to my wardrobe whether it be with jeans, pants, shoes, tech suits or underwear! Yes. That dratted genetic factor. It's responsible for a few things. BigNoodler, are you or are you not the One Formerly Known as S(H)heMan and more recently but still Formerly Known as CremePuff? If you are, was your sabbatical followed by secretive return due to something I said? If you aren't, would you like to take her place in my heart?