Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Okay, but you said you wanted a muffin top. Are you going to attempt to shove it down there? I admit, that is exactly what I've done!:badday: I just go one or even two sizes too small on the jeans or pants, and genetics be darned! Environment wins! Or I put on a Jaked half-way. No surgery necessary. Or similarly, I go to Victoria's secret and I buy a push up, padded bra - most likely one size too big. Insta-enhancement! Or I walk into Nordstrom's and buy myself some 3 inch spiked heels for added height and unusually pointy feet! At times, there can be quite a bit of shoving when it comes to my wardrobe whether it be with jeans, pants, shoes, tech suits or underwear! Muffin tops at the waistline are pretty much genetically predisposed. Yes. That dratted genetic factor. It's responsible for a few things.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Okay, but you said you wanted a muffin top. Are you going to attempt to shove it down there? I admit, that is exactly what I've done!:badday: I just go one or even two sizes too small on the jeans or pants, and genetics be darned! Environment wins! Or I put on a Jaked half-way. No surgery necessary. Or similarly, I go to Victoria's secret and I buy a push up, padded bra - most likely one size too big. Insta-enhancement! Or I walk into Nordstrom's and buy myself some 3 inch spiked heels for added height and unusually pointy feet! At times, there can be quite a bit of shoving when it comes to my wardrobe whether it be with jeans, pants, shoes, tech suits or underwear! Muffin tops at the waistline are pretty much genetically predisposed. Yes. That dratted genetic factor. It's responsible for a few things.
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