Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    If I did use PEDs (which of course I don't), I would seriously fire my chemist immediately. Who would use PEDs to swim such SLOOOOOOW times!? :cane:As it stands now, I think some of the 10&Unders (Diamond Group?!) on my team are passing me up. Now THAT is yet another reason to Boo-hoo!!! BTW, I think the F'ress was referring to the cheat suits as the cheating - although I could be wrong. But to take the PED thing a step further, I'm envisioning this dialogue: PED Chemist: So, what do you want? To be faster than Phelps? Dara? Or Natalie? How about Susan VDL? BN: No, no, no!!! I just want that USA-S 10&U BB time in the 50 Back!!! (I don't think I have that cut yet) PED Chemist: Okay. So wear your goggles and drink half a diet coke and you're good to go! As for my crazy antics in the women's locker room, I plead the fifth. Yea, the it was referring to the suits, I was just being a smarta$$ in regards to the way the comments were posted.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    If I did use PEDs (which of course I don't), I would seriously fire my chemist immediately. Who would use PEDs to swim such SLOOOOOOW times!? :cane:As it stands now, I think some of the 10&Unders (Diamond Group?!) on my team are passing me up. Now THAT is yet another reason to Boo-hoo!!! BTW, I think the F'ress was referring to the cheat suits as the cheating - although I could be wrong. But to take the PED thing a step further, I'm envisioning this dialogue: PED Chemist: So, what do you want? To be faster than Phelps? Dara? Or Natalie? How about Susan VDL? BN: No, no, no!!! I just want that USA-S 10&U BB time in the 50 Back!!! (I don't think I have that cut yet) PED Chemist: Okay. So wear your goggles and drink half a diet coke and you're good to go! As for my crazy antics in the women's locker room, I plead the fifth. Yea, the it was referring to the suits, I was just being a smarta$$ in regards to the way the comments were posted.
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