Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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Just how has she cheated in the past? Do you have some inside knowledge to BigNoodler using preformance enhancing drugs?
Have you personally witnessed her doing something illegal in the women's lockeroom?
If I did use PEDs (which of course I don't), I would seriously fire my chemist immediately. Who would use PEDs to swim such SLOOOOOOW times!? :cane:As it stands now, I think some of the 10&Unders (Diamond Group?!) on my team are passing me up. Now THAT is yet another reason to Boo-hoo!!!
BTW, I think the F'ress was referring to the cheat suits as the cheating - although I could be wrong. But to take the PED thing a step further, I'm envisioning this dialogue:
PED Chemist: So, what do you want? To be faster than Phelps? Dara? Or Natalie? How about Susan VDL?
BN: No, no, no!!! I just want that USA-S 10&U BB time in the 50 Back!!! (I don't think I have that cut yet)
PED Chemist: Okay. So wear your goggles and drink half a diet coke and you're good to go!
As for my crazy antics in the women's locker room, I plead the fifth.
Just how has she cheated in the past? Do you have some inside knowledge to BigNoodler using preformance enhancing drugs?
Have you personally witnessed her doing something illegal in the women's lockeroom?
If I did use PEDs (which of course I don't), I would seriously fire my chemist immediately. Who would use PEDs to swim such SLOOOOOOW times!? :cane:As it stands now, I think some of the 10&Unders (Diamond Group?!) on my team are passing me up. Now THAT is yet another reason to Boo-hoo!!!
BTW, I think the F'ress was referring to the cheat suits as the cheating - although I could be wrong. But to take the PED thing a step further, I'm envisioning this dialogue:
PED Chemist: So, what do you want? To be faster than Phelps? Dara? Or Natalie? How about Susan VDL?
BN: No, no, no!!! I just want that USA-S 10&U BB time in the 50 Back!!! (I don't think I have that cut yet)
PED Chemist: Okay. So wear your goggles and drink half a diet coke and you're good to go!
As for my crazy antics in the women's locker room, I plead the fifth.
