Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Have to agree with Puff, Martha. Racing suits are just not designed to enhance female pulchritude, and the FS II tank is notable for the bulge phenomenon. I like the full body suits as well. To quote Tall Paul, though, you're there for a swim race, not a fashion show. So don your speed suit and swim fast! Thank you Fort and Puff. I want to be fast, but more importantly I want to have a good time. If I think I look like a pig, I might swim like a canned ham. I realize I could use therapy or at least a self-help book, but for now I am going to try the full suit instead! It would be nice if there had been a warning label on the box. :eeew:
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Have to agree with Puff, Martha. Racing suits are just not designed to enhance female pulchritude, and the FS II tank is notable for the bulge phenomenon. I like the full body suits as well. To quote Tall Paul, though, you're there for a swim race, not a fashion show. So don your speed suit and swim fast! Thank you Fort and Puff. I want to be fast, but more importantly I want to have a good time. If I think I look like a pig, I might swim like a canned ham. I realize I could use therapy or at least a self-help book, but for now I am going to try the full suit instead! It would be nice if there had been a warning label on the box. :eeew:
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