Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • I didn't hear even one belch. A certain person yelled at me, however, for making suit "adjustments" on deck ... When I was in the women's locker room this weekend, there was, as usual, someone in the handicapped stall groaning and moaning over suit issues big time. When she emerged, she was in a recordbreaker tank! How hard can that be to get on?!?! On the constant hunger topic, I spoke to another swimmer over the weekend with the same problem. Always eating late at night, waking up hungry. And he (yes, he) is rather ripped. Just works out like crazy. He resorts to Hoodia to quell hunger pains. Isn't that one of those diet pills? I'd love to be chatty about this but I'm saving up my man-points to impress Paul Smith. Maybe some day I can be manly enough to emulate synchro swimmers, as he does. So my official reply is: when I get hungry I just eat a steak. Raw.
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  • I didn't hear even one belch. A certain person yelled at me, however, for making suit "adjustments" on deck ... When I was in the women's locker room this weekend, there was, as usual, someone in the handicapped stall groaning and moaning over suit issues big time. When she emerged, she was in a recordbreaker tank! How hard can that be to get on?!?! On the constant hunger topic, I spoke to another swimmer over the weekend with the same problem. Always eating late at night, waking up hungry. And he (yes, he) is rather ripped. Just works out like crazy. He resorts to Hoodia to quell hunger pains. Isn't that one of those diet pills? I'd love to be chatty about this but I'm saving up my man-points to impress Paul Smith. Maybe some day I can be manly enough to emulate synchro swimmers, as he does. So my official reply is: when I get hungry I just eat a steak. Raw.
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