Women's Locker Room

Here's a thread for the ladies to discuss anything that relates to women and swimming. For example, feel free to discuss how disgustingly ugly fastskins are, how the "curse" can kill a meet, how suits don't fit, how swimming wrecks your hair, how hormones unhinge you, etc.
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  • Of the few masters that I know that actually do doubles, they don't go out of their way to make it known they are doing doubles. I actually ran into one of them doing doubles and they looked sheepishly at me. If I kick someone's butt (meaning a guy's) in the pool, I usually get an unprovoked exclamation of: 1. I ran a marathon right before practice 2. I have bronchitis and just got over a case of strep throat 3. I haven't been in the water since 1974 4. I'm 50 years old and you are much younger than me Ha! I suspected as much. Guys totally hate getting beat by chicks. Chris: It must be Paul Smith. I've read the evil one sometimes does --- horrors -- "garbage yards."
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  • Of the few masters that I know that actually do doubles, they don't go out of their way to make it known they are doing doubles. I actually ran into one of them doing doubles and they looked sheepishly at me. If I kick someone's butt (meaning a guy's) in the pool, I usually get an unprovoked exclamation of: 1. I ran a marathon right before practice 2. I have bronchitis and just got over a case of strep throat 3. I haven't been in the water since 1974 4. I'm 50 years old and you are much younger than me Ha! I suspected as much. Guys totally hate getting beat by chicks. Chris: It must be Paul Smith. I've read the evil one sometimes does --- horrors -- "garbage yards."
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