Dara just one the national title in the 100M Freestyle in 54.4 at the ripe old age of 40. Simply Incredible. :applaud: :woot:
If that's not inspiring I don't know what is.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the US National Debt.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.Alright, I'm sold. If only because of scyfreestyler's superior wit. Chuck Norris rules:notworthy:
You've obviously never had a good plug of chaw.
Geek hails from North Carolina, remember? New moms there are sent home from the hospital with a 6-pack of infant formula, a carton of cigarettes, and a diaper bag with already-loaded easy access chaw side-holsters...
Alright, I'm sold. If only because of scyfreestyler's superior wit. Chuck Norris rules:notworthy:
Chuck Norris doesn't care if you believe in him or not.
Matt's not funnier than Chuck Norris, even though Chuck Norris isn't a comedian...nobody laughs at Chuck, ever!
Just in case you did not notice it is silly time on USMS forum. Stud go have breakfast, get onto your total gym and swim train in your bedroom.
Chuck Norris doesn't hide behind 238 aliases to make his point. Chuck Norris doesn't eat breadkfast.
Alright, I'm sold. If only because of scyfreestyler's superior wit. Chuck Norris rules:notworthy:
:D Not really my wit on that one...I found it online.
Taking credit for a Norris fact that is not really yours is likely to result in a roundhouse kick to the face. In other words, an intensely painful and brutal death. :toohurt:
Taking credit for a Norris fact that is not really yours is likely to result in a roundhouse kick to the face. In other words, an intensely painful and brutal death. :toohurt:
Yup. Much safer to take credit for a Bruce Lee fact.................
