...then Strangely, Geochuck appeared with a brochure...

... advertising a "swim downhill" for reasonable rates... in a freshly harvested pool! :joker: When asked where he got the new addition to his collection, Geochuck smiled a Cheshire cat smile and suddenly ... :bolt:

Please don't tell anyone who the supplier was. :Lurking::Lurking: He is looking for more.

Aliens stole the pool. That's the only explanation.

Aliens stole the pool. That's the only explanation. But what are they planning to do with it, that's the question!

Well Ahmed, we know if the pool was filled with a bevy of scantily-clad beauties who the prime suspect would be, eh?

Whatever filled/ fills the pool, I can see the courtroom scene now: Prosecuting attorney: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defense's arguments just don't hold water. Defense attorney: Neither does the pool, and it's clear that the prosecution is all wet which raises questions about who is really guilty.:duel:

The question is: "What was the pool filled with?" If beer, the culprit is Peter Cruise. If Margaritas, it's George. If........ "what was that favorite drink of Donna's, Karen's and Fort's, again?" If "sea water", it could be any of our Salt-OW forumites.

Water, Water, everywhere and not a drop to drink.

Well Ahmed, we know if the pool was filled with a bevy of scantily-clad beauties who the prime suspect would be, eh? I never published my dreams. How did you know? Of course "scantily" is relative...........