But it comes from SKY NEWS, the same web site that reported:
“William Wallace is seven feet tall! …Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his ***.”
Don't forget he knocked up the princess, who then bore his child some years after his death, and so is really the true ancestor of the royal family.
As for US news stations take your pick....the top story will be about what celeb is doing what and about 20 minutes in we'll get a death toll for Iraq...that or they'll ignore Phelp's swimming and talk about a father/daughter tug-o-war over a towel and call it a beating!
The Beeb is the only reliable news. ;)
But it comes from SKY NEWS, the same web site that reported:
“William Wallace is seven feet tall! …Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his ***.”
Don't forget he knocked up the princess, who then bore his child some years after his death, and so is really the true ancestor of the royal family.
As for US news stations take your pick....the top story will be about what celeb is doing what and about 20 minutes in we'll get a death toll for Iraq...that or they'll ignore Phelp's swimming and talk about a father/daughter tug-o-war over a towel and call it a beating!
The Beeb is the only reliable news. ;)
