Last Friday while doing sprinting and drills, a fellow yelled at me and asked me if I needed a doctor (I was huffing and puffing naturally), and I said No, just sprinting. He insisted on trying to have a conversation with me about his long distance swimming. I will point out I know this fellow and he is not athletic, he does the bar scene, very unfit.
He told me he swam 10 miles in an hour, and the instant he told me that I broke out in hilarious laughter. He was shocked. I told him it was humanly impossible without an attached motorized device and that our dive boats here don't even go 10 miles an hour.
So, he said we could meet and he would show me, I said how about tomorrow because Saturday is my distance day. He said, Oh, I can't because I got a tatoo and I have to stay out of the water for 2 months!!
Don't people realize we didn't just fall off the turnip truck? Anyone ever brag to you about some swim facts that could not be true? Maybe this is something a person can say to a non-swimming person, but I am in the water training 4 days a week; I am the last person to make such an outrageous statement to!!!
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Saw a patient the other day and I asked him how he lost his eye and he said the Japanese poked it out in WWII and that he was a Japanese POW. I was pretty interested I have lot of WWII vets. Then he went on and explained that they also drove spikes through both his shoulders....looked OK there to me. Then he explained that the Japanese government has a 2 million dollar bounty on his head....at this point I realized he was totally nuts and I tried to ease out of the subject and mentioned that Clint Eastwood has two new movies about Iwo Jima to this he mentioned...."Did you ever notice the guy down in the corner of the famous flag raising picture? That's me."
Maybe this guy also got a tatoo recently
Saw a patient the other day and I asked him how he lost his eye and he said the Japanese poked it out in WWII and that he was a Japanese POW. I was pretty interested I have lot of WWII vets. Then he went on and explained that they also drove spikes through both his shoulders....looked OK there to me. Then he explained that the Japanese government has a 2 million dollar bounty on his head....at this point I realized he was totally nuts and I tried to ease out of the subject and mentioned that Clint Eastwood has two new movies about Iwo Jima to this he mentioned...."Did you ever notice the guy down in the corner of the famous flag raising picture? That's me."
Maybe this guy also got a tatoo recently
