Ready..VENT! What keeps you from getting to the pool?
Me first.
I am so bummed. Traffic was all jammed up because of an accident and oil spill on the expressway. It took me 2 hours and 10 minutes to get home. That's a 10 mile drive. I could have run faster if they let me take a straight line on the highway. I sat and peeled and ate an orange without even creeping forward. And not one of those tangelos or zipper peel kinds. Thank goodness I had snacks. I certainly didn't think to visit the ladies room before I left work. Normally even in the worst of traffic it's less than an hour. I couldn't even get off the highway because all the exits were jammed because the city was blocked up because people couldn't get on the highway.
And I thought traffic was going to be wasy because of school vacation week.
I work full time and go to school part time. That ate up all my swimming time for the evening. I went to work and left work early to get in some good pool time tonight.
Blech.
Your turn...NEXT!
OK my eye-problem blighted swimchums. An excellent homeopathic/old country treatment to reduce inflammation and draw out infection are chammomile teabags:
1) Brew Tea.
2) Drink or discard.
3) Let Tea bags cool.
4) Place on eyes.
5) Lay on couch moaning and have spouse go fetch and then hand feed grapes
NB Step 5 can cause irritation to spouse and lead to side effects. Discontinue step 5 if any new painful symptomns occur.
You are way too funny.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OK my eye-problem blighted swimchums. An excellent homeopathic/old country treatment to reduce inflammation and draw out infection are chammomile teabags:
1) Brew Tea.
2) Drink or discard.
3) Let Tea bags cool.
4) Place on eyes.
5) Lay on couch moaning and have spouse go fetch and then hand feed grapes
NB Step 5 can cause irritation to spouse and lead to side effects. Discontinue step 5 if any new painful symptomns occur.
You are way too funny.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
