I propose a thread honoring old age in which each person lists their current physical ailments and general excuses that prevent them from beating people like Paul Smith and Rich Saeger.
I will lead with a growing list of my own.
1. Shoulder pain
2. Heart palpatations
3. High cholesterol
4. Left hip stress fracture
5. Lower back pain (from shoveling snow!)
6. Wife and 3 kids.
Perhaps we can give an award to the winner and the biggest whiner at the end of this thread.
John Smith
Parents
Former Member
Oooh I love to complain.
Got frozen collards on my left shoulder: frozen yellow corn on my right. Swim today was great but after that and then mowing the lawn I am attempting to lessen the inevitable shoulder ouch.
Oh, and the triathletes sharing the next lane keep glaring at me. Sorrrr-rrrreee! for being is your space, sheesh.forums.usms.org/.../thhbbb.gif
Oooh I love to complain.
Got frozen collards on my left shoulder: frozen yellow corn on my right. Swim today was great but after that and then mowing the lawn I am attempting to lessen the inevitable shoulder ouch.
Oh, and the triathletes sharing the next lane keep glaring at me. Sorrrr-rrrreee! for being is your space, sheesh.forums.usms.org/.../thhbbb.gif