Whining - Comparing Aches and Pains

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I propose a thread honoring old age in which each person lists their current physical ailments and general excuses that prevent them from beating people like Paul Smith and Rich Saeger. I will lead with a growing list of my own. 1. Shoulder pain 2. Heart palpatations 3. High cholesterol 4. Left hip stress fracture 5. Lower back pain (from shoveling snow!) 6. Wife and 3 kids. Perhaps we can give an award to the winner and the biggest whiner at the end of this thread. John Smith
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  • Former Member
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    Maybe it won't be if a certain someone doesn't come to this thread. I felt a disturbance in The Force, as if a million hair follicles cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... My coach in a moment of insanity has decided that I am actually a (gasp) butterflyer...Now for the Aches and Pains part, my shoulders are sore!!!:help: He said to stretch them, but I am not sure how. Any ideas? I am afraid of ending up with some of the shoulder ailments that I have seen posted here. Kathy, You won't find any sympathy from me if you decide to follow his path. I will offer you one time only, a soothing shoulder massage and a pep talk, but you will have to swear off of fly and return to breaststroke. ;)
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  • Former Member
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    Maybe it won't be if a certain someone doesn't come to this thread. I felt a disturbance in The Force, as if a million hair follicles cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... My coach in a moment of insanity has decided that I am actually a (gasp) butterflyer...Now for the Aches and Pains part, my shoulders are sore!!!:help: He said to stretch them, but I am not sure how. Any ideas? I am afraid of ending up with some of the shoulder ailments that I have seen posted here. Kathy, You won't find any sympathy from me if you decide to follow his path. I will offer you one time only, a soothing shoulder massage and a pep talk, but you will have to swear off of fly and return to breaststroke. ;)
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