I propose a thread honoring old age in which each person lists their current physical ailments and general excuses that prevent them from beating people like Paul Smith and Rich Saeger.
I will lead with a growing list of my own.
1. Shoulder pain
2. Heart palpatations
3. High cholesterol
4. Left hip stress fracture
5. Lower back pain (from shoveling snow!)
6. Wife and 3 kids.
Perhaps we can give an award to the winner and the biggest whiner at the end of this thread.
John Smith
I almost got Andrea Block in the 50 Fly at the Evanston meet, should've taken another stroke instead of the extended glide...
As for the Smiths and Saeger, I could say it is the extra 15 lbs around the middle, or that their current times are way better than my lifetime best. But I know the real reason is that I haven't had a nuclear reactor cybernetically implanted, like they did.
I think I need the nuclear reactor cybernetically implanted chip too. I saw her results. She nipped me by .4. I'm blaming it on my former lack of SDKs.
The Smiths clearly have the chip, although at least they were polite enough to whine about something.
I'd now like to whine about the fact that there is a nasty 24 stomach virus being passed from one family member to the other. Everyone is acting and feeling nasty. Me included. 2 days of no swimming.
Wren:
I hope you find a pool so you can up with your cyber-challenge!
I almost got Andrea Block in the 50 Fly at the Evanston meet, should've taken another stroke instead of the extended glide...
As for the Smiths and Saeger, I could say it is the extra 15 lbs around the middle, or that their current times are way better than my lifetime best. But I know the real reason is that I haven't had a nuclear reactor cybernetically implanted, like they did.
I think I need the nuclear reactor cybernetically implanted chip too. I saw her results. She nipped me by .4. I'm blaming it on my former lack of SDKs.
The Smiths clearly have the chip, although at least they were polite enough to whine about something.
I'd now like to whine about the fact that there is a nasty 24 stomach virus being passed from one family member to the other. Everyone is acting and feeling nasty. Me included. 2 days of no swimming.
Wren:
I hope you find a pool so you can up with your cyber-challenge!
