I propose a thread honoring old age in which each person lists their current physical ailments and general excuses that prevent them from beating people like Paul Smith and Rich Saeger.
I will lead with a growing list of my own.
1. Shoulder pain
2. Heart palpatations
3. High cholesterol
4. Left hip stress fracture
5. Lower back pain (from shoveling snow!)
6. Wife and 3 kids.
Perhaps we can give an award to the winner and the biggest whiner at the end of this thread.
John Smith
I propose a thread honoring old age in which each person lists their current physical ailments and general excuses that prevent them from beating people like ... Lisa Dahl and Andrea Block and Vibeke Swanson ...
TOP 10:
1. Shoulder pain (rehabing frayed labrum/tendonosis)
2. Sinus/allergy issues, although licked the multiple sinus infections
3. Sore right elbow, no idea why
4. Dry eye, exacerbated by chlorine
5. Height problem, too short
6. Partial fin addiction caused by #1
7. Inability to do breaststroke even reasonably servicably
8. Coach who suffers from #7
9. Team pool difficult to get to in rush hour
10. Frequent time-consuming jaunts to the salon to eradicate
encroaching gray hairs and stay blond.
... and
11. Husband and 3 kids
:dedhorse: :drink:
I hope everyone gets better!
I propose a thread honoring old age in which each person lists their current physical ailments and general excuses that prevent them from beating people like ... Lisa Dahl and Andrea Block and Vibeke Swanson ...
TOP 10:
1. Shoulder pain (rehabing frayed labrum/tendonosis)
2. Sinus/allergy issues, although licked the multiple sinus infections
3. Sore right elbow, no idea why
4. Dry eye, exacerbated by chlorine
5. Height problem, too short
6. Partial fin addiction caused by #1
7. Inability to do breaststroke even reasonably servicably
8. Coach who suffers from #7
9. Team pool difficult to get to in rush hour
10. Frequent time-consuming jaunts to the salon to eradicate
encroaching gray hairs and stay blond.
... and
11. Husband and 3 kids
:dedhorse: :drink:
I hope everyone gets better!
