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I'm an ogre

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I'm an ogre. I can't stand not being able to exercise. It's my stress reliever and I love it. I don't want to meditate. I want to rev up my engine before it rusts away. I want to play with my monofin from santy. Anyone else hate being sidelined?
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  • I'm with you girls! I hate PMS too. I get yelled at a lot...just for breathing! OK I'll prepare for the incoming missiles now... Rich: I'm already an ogre, can't you tell? I'm not going to fire off any missiles... I'll just drag you to the swamp if you do anything other than breathe or cook me dinner or massage my toes and then use a secret ogress enchantment spell on Mrs. Richjb. Then, you can both turn down the "happy ever after potion" at midnight because she wants you to (after all she's got PMS and you're not breathing), and join me in the swamp with donkey. :rofl: P.S. I like my Lays potato chips with TFs, but no chocolate.
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  • I'm with you girls! I hate PMS too. I get yelled at a lot...just for breathing! OK I'll prepare for the incoming missiles now... Rich: I'm already an ogre, can't you tell? I'm not going to fire off any missiles... I'll just drag you to the swamp if you do anything other than breathe or cook me dinner or massage my toes and then use a secret ogress enchantment spell on Mrs. Richjb. Then, you can both turn down the "happy ever after potion" at midnight because she wants you to (after all she's got PMS and you're not breathing), and join me in the swamp with donkey. :rofl: P.S. I like my Lays potato chips with TFs, but no chocolate.
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