Which poster would you most like to race and in what event?

Actually JB, I cut a side deal with the Canadians that they would be spared if they delivered Alexandra Paul to me to be my love slave. I told them that, in a pinch, I'd take Jeri Ryan or Janine Turner. They are working on it, although they tell me that they are having problems driving a dog sled to Hollywood to pick one of them up. Status report: 1) The breaststroke memory erasure implant chip is nearing completion. When installed in a victi... subject... they will forget all about the hated stroke. 2) I am in the last stages of designing wheels to fit on the sled runners of the Canadians' dog sleds for "Operation Alexandra". They will have no excuse of "lack of snow" in getting to Hollywood when that is done. 3) Training is lagging a bit this year due to wife's rediculous demands to complete remodeling of the house. Her priorities always astound me. Next she'll want me to get around to filing our 1996 tax return, I'm sure. Now back to our regularly scheduled merciless takeover posted by my evil cohort...LBJ Thanks for the updates LBJ....sounds like you've got everything under control for now as things seem to be moving along rather swimmingly for the time being. They will all soon be assimilated into 24th century racewalking and butterflying drones...Mwuhahahaha! Newmastersswimmer

Actually JB, I cut a side deal with the Canadians that they would be spared if they delivered Alexandra Paul to me to be my love slave. I told them that, in a pinch, I'd take Jeri Ryan or Janine Turner. They are working on it, although they tell me that they are having problems driving a dog sled to Hollywood to pick one of them up. Status report: 1) The breaststroke memory erasure implant chip is nearing completion. When installed in a victi... subject... they will forget all about the hated stroke. 2) I am in the last stages of designing wheels to fit on the sled runners of the Canadians' dog sleds for "Operation Alexandra". They will have no excuse of "lack of snow" in getting to Hollywood when that is done. 3) Training is lagging a bit this year due to wife's rediculous demands to complete remodeling of the house. Her priorities always astound me. Next she'll want me to get around to filing our 1996 tax return, I'm sure. Now back to our regularly scheduled merciless takeover posted by my evil cohort...LBJ Thanks for the updates LBJ....sounds like you've got everything under control for now as things seem to be moving along rather swimmingly for the time being. They will all soon be assimilated into 24th century racewalking and butterflying drones...Mwuhahahaha! Newmastersswimmer