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Also make sure to tell LBJ that the northern sesquipedalianist has blown the lid off our secret plans....ah ..excuse me, I meant to say: tell LBJ that I need to talk to him soon about optimal practices when swimming long open water swims in arctic conditions...yaeh thats the ticket. Resistance is futile. You will be assim..... errr.... Hi everyone.... Actually JB, I cut a side deal with the Canadians that they would be spared if they delivered Alexandra Paul to me to be my love slave. I told them that, in a pinch, I'd take Jeri Ryan or Janine Turner. They are working on it, although they tell me that they are having problems driving a dog sled to Hollywood to pick one of them up. I truth, my employer has unreasonably decided that the priority project I am on has to actually get done in a finite amount of time, hence my absence. (Oddly, the project IS the assimilation of Canada into our merciless marketing grip. Australia is crushed next.) I am being aided in this by actual Canadian citizens (aka traitors) who are women with the cutest accents. (e.g. the word "about" is pronounced "aboot"). Status report: 1) The breaststroke memory erasure implant chip is nearing completion. When installed in a victi... subject... they will forget all about the hated stroke. 2) I am in the last stages of designing wheels to fit on the sled runners of the Canadians' dog sleds for "Operation Alexandra". They will have no excuse of "lack of snow" in getting to Hollywood when that is done. 3) Training is lagging a bit this year due to wife's rediculous demands to complete remodeling of the house. Her priorities always astound me. Next she'll want me to get around to filing our 1996 tax return, I'm sure. For the record, I did NOT call backstrokers "call girls". I said that the stroke itself was the "call girl" of swim strokes. However, if any female backstroker(s) wish to prove me wrong, I am open to "correction." Now back to our regularly scheduled merciless takeover... -LBJ

Also make sure to tell LBJ that the northern sesquipedalianist has blown the lid off our secret plans....ah ..excuse me, I meant to say: tell LBJ that I need to talk to him soon about optimal practices when swimming long open water swims in arctic conditions...yaeh thats the ticket. Resistance is futile. You will be assim..... errr.... Hi everyone.... Actually JB, I cut a side deal with the Canadians that they would be spared if they delivered Alexandra Paul to me to be my love slave. I told them that, in a pinch, I'd take Jeri Ryan or Janine Turner. They are working on it, although they tell me that they are having problems driving a dog sled to Hollywood to pick one of them up. I truth, my employer has unreasonably decided that the priority project I am on has to actually get done in a finite amount of time, hence my absence. (Oddly, the project IS the assimilation of Canada into our merciless marketing grip. Australia is crushed next.) I am being aided in this by actual Canadian citizens (aka traitors) who are women with the cutest accents. (e.g. the word "about" is pronounced "aboot"). Status report: 1) The breaststroke memory erasure implant chip is nearing completion. When installed in a victi... subject... they will forget all about the hated stroke. 2) I am in the last stages of designing wheels to fit on the sled runners of the Canadians' dog sleds for "Operation Alexandra". They will have no excuse of "lack of snow" in getting to Hollywood when that is done. 3) Training is lagging a bit this year due to wife's rediculous demands to complete remodeling of the house. Her priorities always astound me. Next she'll want me to get around to filing our 1996 tax return, I'm sure. For the record, I did NOT call backstrokers "call girls". I said that the stroke itself was the "call girl" of swim strokes. However, if any female backstroker(s) wish to prove me wrong, I am open to "correction." Now back to our regularly scheduled merciless takeover... -LBJ