Why do most masters swimmers hate breaststroke?

The latest threads clearly reveal that the vast majority of masters swimmers wish breaststroke did not exist (except Peter, Allen, Aquafeisty, and a possiblely experimenting SCY freestyler). So why does everyone hate breaststroke? :mad: I'll go first. I hated it when I was young because it was too slow, I never learned how to do it right, and I never learned the wave action because it didn't exist when I was young. I can't seem do get the timing right now. And I have no excuse. Unlike my shoulder, my knees are fully intact. Not sure I have the gumption or time to put in 100,000 yards for a complete overhaul on a stroke I don't swim in meets. But I'd like to be able to fake it in IMs ...
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  • The solution is simple. You're women and fickle. It is your perogative to change your minds. I guess this spills over into swimming too. "This is a curious dogma, but it is one of dogmas ....To come to this question of the existence of : it is a large and serious question, and if I were to attempt to deal with it in any adequate manner I should have to keep you here until Kindgdom Come, so that you will have to excuse me if I deal with it in a somewhat summary fashion." I prefer to think of myself as a highly diversified multi-event swimmer rather than merely "fickle." I have actually competed in each stroke. I have even swum distance free as part of an aquathlon and I do play in the OW. To be sure, generally I am body surfing. I even own the DVD "Go Swim All Strokes With Kaitlin Sandeno and Eric Vendt." To be sure, I believe that only "Rude Hormonal Fortress" has actually viewed it. (She likes *** best, as you know, but she loves fly and IMs too. She must have inherited some of my genes there. Har, Har.) In light of my diversity and open-mindedness about the strokes, I should have picked the philosopher option in the Caped's athlete poll. If you can name the philosopher I quoted above and his seminal work, I will forgive you. I took a lot of philosophy at that place I attended in the cold in NH. Now, I bet that's actually a bit of a shocker. :rofl:
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  • The solution is simple. You're women and fickle. It is your perogative to change your minds. I guess this spills over into swimming too. "This is a curious dogma, but it is one of dogmas ....To come to this question of the existence of : it is a large and serious question, and if I were to attempt to deal with it in any adequate manner I should have to keep you here until Kindgdom Come, so that you will have to excuse me if I deal with it in a somewhat summary fashion." I prefer to think of myself as a highly diversified multi-event swimmer rather than merely "fickle." I have actually competed in each stroke. I have even swum distance free as part of an aquathlon and I do play in the OW. To be sure, generally I am body surfing. I even own the DVD "Go Swim All Strokes With Kaitlin Sandeno and Eric Vendt." To be sure, I believe that only "Rude Hormonal Fortress" has actually viewed it. (She likes *** best, as you know, but she loves fly and IMs too. She must have inherited some of my genes there. Har, Har.) In light of my diversity and open-mindedness about the strokes, I should have picked the philosopher option in the Caped's athlete poll. If you can name the philosopher I quoted above and his seminal work, I will forgive you. I took a lot of philosophy at that place I attended in the cold in NH. Now, I bet that's actually a bit of a shocker. :rofl:
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