here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Me: Hey can I split the lane with you?
Him: :nono:
So needless to say I was intrigued! I hopped in the lane with him and started swimming. He left a few minutes later so I didn't get to find out exactly what kind of :censor: I am for flagrantly ignoring his :nono:.
As a gentleman, I submit the honorable way to decide who gets the lane would be to challenge him to a duel. A duel in the pool of course.
Me: Hey can I split the lane with you?
Him: :nono:
So needless to say I was intrigued! I hopped in the lane with him and started swimming. He left a few minutes later so I didn't get to find out exactly what kind of :censor: I am for flagrantly ignoring his :nono:.
As a gentleman, I submit the honorable way to decide who gets the lane would be to challenge him to a duel. A duel in the pool of course.
