here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
I love reading these rants, you're right, lots of funny stuff! My biggest pet peeve is when you ask someone if you can share their lane (hey! I paid my dollar too!) and they say NO! WTF, who do they think they are? Even Michael Phelps shares a lane bozo!
Oh yeah, and then listening to water exercisers in the locker room gripe and say that we (lap swimmers) should pay a higher fee to swim in the pool because we take up so much space? Excuse me? With 5-6 grown adults circling swimming in each lane, and the 6 of you bouncing around in only the short end taking up half the pool? Go figure.
Oh, don't even get me started on those :censor: noodlers again! Read my previous posts in this thread (and the noodlers thread) and you'll understand what I mean! :bitching:
I love reading these rants, you're right, lots of funny stuff! My biggest pet peeve is when you ask someone if you can share their lane (hey! I paid my dollar too!) and they say NO! WTF, who do they think they are? Even Michael Phelps shares a lane bozo!
Oh yeah, and then listening to water exercisers in the locker room gripe and say that we (lap swimmers) should pay a higher fee to swim in the pool because we take up so much space? Excuse me? With 5-6 grown adults circling swimming in each lane, and the 6 of you bouncing around in only the short end taking up half the pool? Go figure.
Oh, don't even get me started on those :censor: noodlers again! Read my previous posts in this thread (and the noodlers thread) and you'll understand what I mean! :bitching:
