here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Parents
Former Member
So 3 people in 1 lane, one to their own lane, and a group of noodlers in the other two right?
Not quite - the noodlers round here don't come out in the dark!
2 peeps 1 in each of the 2 single lanes...no problem
In the four un-roped remaining lanes, I am swimming up and down the black line by the lanerope, another person swims up and down the black line by the wall, so 2 black lines free between us.
Enter the husband & wife tri-athlete wannabes (they don't have the total triathlete look, but come with a lot of equipment).
He gets the picture and swims up and down the black line one away from the wall. She, you would think, would swim up and down the remaining line between myself and her hubby.
No - she decides to swim between my line and the adjacent one.
Hello - pool not crowded, don't need you getting that close particularly as you can't swim in a straight line - hey try following that black line - it might help.
A couple of lengths fly got her moving :afraid:
So 3 people in 1 lane, one to their own lane, and a group of noodlers in the other two right?
Not quite - the noodlers round here don't come out in the dark!
2 peeps 1 in each of the 2 single lanes...no problem
In the four un-roped remaining lanes, I am swimming up and down the black line by the lanerope, another person swims up and down the black line by the wall, so 2 black lines free between us.
Enter the husband & wife tri-athlete wannabes (they don't have the total triathlete look, but come with a lot of equipment).
He gets the picture and swims up and down the black line one away from the wall. She, you would think, would swim up and down the remaining line between myself and her hubby.
No - she decides to swim between my line and the adjacent one.
Hello - pool not crowded, don't need you getting that close particularly as you can't swim in a straight line - hey try following that black line - it might help.
A couple of lengths fly got her moving :afraid: