here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
When I got to the pool the lifeguard said "I hope you can find a lane".In the locker room a friend who was just leaving said"it's wild in there,during my workout a woman stopped me and asked if I needed to use the deep end."As I came out I found -Lanes 1-3 no lines and a group of teens in the deep end practicing lifesaving.Lane 4,3 aqua joggers in the deep end.Lane 5 ,2 age groupers with their coach.Lane 6-2 swimmers splitting the lane who were averaging about 75 sec 50s.Lane 7-an 85 year old swimmer sharing the lane with another age grouper with her swim coach.And lane 8- a group of children taking swim lessons.So I warmed up swimming in the shallow end in lanes 1-3 until the aqua joggers left.
When I got to the pool the lifeguard said "I hope you can find a lane".In the locker room a friend who was just leaving said"it's wild in there,during my workout a woman stopped me and asked if I needed to use the deep end."As I came out I found -Lanes 1-3 no lines and a group of teens in the deep end practicing lifesaving.Lane 4,3 aqua joggers in the deep end.Lane 5 ,2 age groupers with their coach.Lane 6-2 swimmers splitting the lane who were averaging about 75 sec 50s.Lane 7-an 85 year old swimmer sharing the lane with another age grouper with her swim coach.And lane 8- a group of children taking swim lessons.So I warmed up swimming in the shallow end in lanes 1-3 until the aqua joggers left.
