here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Parents
Former Member
Pool was closed this week and re-opens Friday.
Instead I joined some classes--the one i tried today was a step class. The men on this board probably wouldn't put this in the rant section, but for me, it was like stepping into hell.
The bimbette in the class (in the front of course, so everyone could "notice") was noticably underweight (anorexic by most standards), yet had 2 very large snowglobes perched on her chest, and since her top was 3 sizes too small, said snowglobes were pouring out the top. She had a full face of make up on at 9:15 a.m., as well as jewelry. When there was time for a bit of conversation she talked about her nail color--actually walked around the room showing each one of us her nails.
It was horrifying.
Friday can't come soon enough.
Pool was closed this week and re-opens Friday.
Instead I joined some classes--the one i tried today was a step class. The men on this board probably wouldn't put this in the rant section, but for me, it was like stepping into hell.
The bimbette in the class (in the front of course, so everyone could "notice") was noticably underweight (anorexic by most standards), yet had 2 very large snowglobes perched on her chest, and since her top was 3 sizes too small, said snowglobes were pouring out the top. She had a full face of make up on at 9:15 a.m., as well as jewelry. When there was time for a bit of conversation she talked about her nail color--actually walked around the room showing each one of us her nails.
It was horrifying.
Friday can't come soon enough.
