here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
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Former Member
...I mean, I was ticked the other day when I was circle swimming in the "Fast" lane (I belong to a different gym now) with 2 women who really should not have been in the Fast lane at all. But it would have never occurred to me to kick one of them to get them out of the lane.
The only time I've ever been deliberately kicked by another swimmer, it was a woman who was doing a s_l_o_w head-up *** stroke in the "medium" lane a few years ago, forcing all of us to pass her at least every ten minutes. Every time I passed her, I felt a sharp blow to the ribs. After the third time, I decided to work on my butterfly. She was gone two laps later.
Works every time, it's the best stroke for getting rid of really obnoxious lane mates.
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...I mean, I was ticked the other day when I was circle swimming in the "Fast" lane (I belong to a different gym now) with 2 women who really should not have been in the Fast lane at all. But it would have never occurred to me to kick one of them to get them out of the lane.
The only time I've ever been deliberately kicked by another swimmer, it was a woman who was doing a s_l_o_w head-up *** stroke in the "medium" lane a few years ago, forcing all of us to pass her at least every ten minutes. Every time I passed her, I felt a sharp blow to the ribs. After the third time, I decided to work on my butterfly. She was gone two laps later.
Works every time, it's the best stroke for getting rid of really obnoxious lane mates.
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