Swim Rant

here you go, the thread you've been waiting for SWIM RANT RANT to your hearts content about aspects of SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious you may find it cathartic Ande
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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 16 years ago
    hmmm... so they want "alone time" and go to a pool with other swimmers nearby to get this alone time. :confused: Heh! I love that your wife kicked butt when they tried to "race" her. Haha I've been on the other end of this...sorta ("Not surprised..." I hear a few of you murmur!). At Newark once when we were 21, my wife and I were waiting on my Mother to come through arrivals. I had my had around her shoulder and was just innocently stroking her shoulder and rubbering her arm...no lewd touching or anything. This guy turns to her and says "Tell your boyfriend to quit stroking your arm...goddamn Octopus!" We still laugh at that. Sadly an octopus swims way faster than me.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 16 years ago
    hmmm... so they want "alone time" and go to a pool with other swimmers nearby to get this alone time. :confused: Heh! I love that your wife kicked butt when they tried to "race" her. Haha I've been on the other end of this...sorta ("Not surprised..." I hear a few of you murmur!). At Newark once when we were 21, my wife and I were waiting on my Mother to come through arrivals. I had my had around her shoulder and was just innocently stroking her shoulder and rubbering her arm...no lewd touching or anything. This guy turns to her and says "Tell your boyfriend to quit stroking your arm...goddamn Octopus!" We still laugh at that. Sadly an octopus swims way faster than me.
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