here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
This is a rant on behalf of my wife, who swam today while I lifted weights. She was swimming in one lane, and next to her was a couple of teenage kids. No big deal, except for the fact that they were "making-out", "necking", making "kissy-face"…whatever you want to call it.
First off - eewwwww gross, if we want to see that we'll go home and watch cinemax.
Second, they were upset with my wife because while she was swimming, they kept trying to move to the opposite end, to have some "alone time".
Finally, they'd do the "let's race the swimmer for one piddly length of the pool, just to feel good about ourselves" trick. They couldn't even get that right as she'd still smoke them.
I asked my wife which lane they were in, because I'm not swimming in that lane anymore.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
This is a rant on behalf of my wife, who swam today while I lifted weights. She was swimming in one lane, and next to her was a couple of teenage kids. No big deal, except for the fact that they were "making-out", "necking", making "kissy-face"…whatever you want to call it.
First off - eewwwww gross, if we want to see that we'll go home and watch cinemax.
Second, they were upset with my wife because while she was swimming, they kept trying to move to the opposite end, to have some "alone time".
Finally, they'd do the "let's race the swimmer for one piddly length of the pool, just to feel good about ourselves" trick. They couldn't even get that right as she'd still smoke them.
I asked my wife which lane they were in, because I'm not swimming in that lane anymore.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
