here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
So I have a lane to myself, so I decide to work on some IM. Hmm, should have checked the hair of the swimmer to the left. After my 2nd 100, she asks me is to not splash so much. I must have had brain-lock and gave her a blank stare like I was simple, cause she said, 'you know, keep the splashing down, it's getting my hair wet' riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Time to go.
Oh man you're too nice. I'm not sure what I would have said but it would have been Fly on the next 50.
Perhaps: "Hello? Pool...water...swimming hat..."
So I have a lane to myself, so I decide to work on some IM. Hmm, should have checked the hair of the swimmer to the left. After my 2nd 100, she asks me is to not splash so much. I must have had brain-lock and gave her a blank stare like I was simple, cause she said, 'you know, keep the splashing down, it's getting my hair wet' riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Time to go.
Oh man you're too nice. I'm not sure what I would have said but it would have been Fly on the next 50.
Perhaps: "Hello? Pool...water...swimming hat..."
