here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
I am practically the only person that uses lap lanes at my pool. There is only one, and I have never shared it. Yesterday, some fat asian got in my lane. He wasn't swimming, just talking to his wife who was on a chair at the end of the lane. I was about halway done with my 1/2 mile set, and i just swam around him, hoping he would move so I didn't break my rythem. after 8 LAPS HE STILL DIDN'T MOVE!!! I then asked him to move, and he didn't even speak english. I had to ask his son to tell him to move. It was ludicrous.
I am practically the only person that uses lap lanes at my pool. There is only one, and I have never shared it. Yesterday, some fat asian got in my lane. He wasn't swimming, just talking to his wife who was on a chair at the end of the lane. I was about halway done with my 1/2 mile set, and i just swam around him, hoping he would move so I didn't break my rythem. after 8 LAPS HE STILL DIDN'T MOVE!!! I then asked him to move, and he didn't even speak english. I had to ask his son to tell him to move. It was ludicrous.
