here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Today I will:
Saunter on to the pool deck in ridiculous yellow patterned baggies. Do some Tai Chi to show everyone I'm limbering up.
Join a lane with some guy, swimming relatively fast front crawl, when he is at the far end.
Make sure to get on the same side that he has been swimming on since he spotted me doing Tai Chi. Only perform a really slow sort of backstroke and cause him to wonder what he ran over.
Swim so slow that as he comes back down the pool he touches my toes. Giggle like a girl at him and wonder why he scowls and walks in the last 10ft of the length after having his 75 interrupted.
Get out after a maximum of 100 yards and stretch on the pool deck and then leave as mysteriously as I arrived.:frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated:
Today I will:
Saunter on to the pool deck in ridiculous yellow patterned baggies. Do some Tai Chi to show everyone I'm limbering up.
Join a lane with some guy, swimming relatively fast front crawl, when he is at the far end.
Make sure to get on the same side that he has been swimming on since he spotted me doing Tai Chi. Only perform a really slow sort of backstroke and cause him to wonder what he ran over.
Swim so slow that as he comes back down the pool he touches my toes. Giggle like a girl at him and wonder why he scowls and walks in the last 10ft of the length after having his 75 interrupted.
Get out after a maximum of 100 yards and stretch on the pool deck and then leave as mysteriously as I arrived.:frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated:
