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SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
I want to rant about the aqua aerobics people..
1. although they have two lanes (made into one big one) they all stand along the lane line between them and I, and look mad when they get splashed when I swim by..
2. Request and are granted that the pool temp be put to 86 degrees because they are cold.
3. Sing "Its a small world after all" during their warm up... Ever tried to swim hard with "its a small world after all" going thru your head? (Just looked at me with a blank face when I asked the instuructor if she knew any Led Zepplin.)
I actually now go at 6am instead of 7, just to miss them.
O.M.G. Do you goto my pool?
Just kidding. Those aerobics people drive me insane sometimes.
Once they were playing with their beach vollyball and they knocked it into my lane. Well, the woman came into my lane to get it and took her sweet time getting out. Fine, it was an accident. Not 10 minutes later they hit the damn ball into my lane again, this time hitting me in the head. So I stopped, took their ball and hit it across the pool.
Swimming at my Y is like swimming in a hottub they keep it so warm.
I want to rant about the aqua aerobics people..
1. although they have two lanes (made into one big one) they all stand along the lane line between them and I, and look mad when they get splashed when I swim by..
2. Request and are granted that the pool temp be put to 86 degrees because they are cold.
3. Sing "Its a small world after all" during their warm up... Ever tried to swim hard with "its a small world after all" going thru your head? (Just looked at me with a blank face when I asked the instuructor if she knew any Led Zepplin.)
I actually now go at 6am instead of 7, just to miss them.
O.M.G. Do you goto my pool?
Just kidding. Those aerobics people drive me insane sometimes.
Once they were playing with their beach vollyball and they knocked it into my lane. Well, the woman came into my lane to get it and took her sweet time getting out. Fine, it was an accident. Not 10 minutes later they hit the damn ball into my lane again, this time hitting me in the head. So I stopped, took their ball and hit it across the pool.
Swimming at my Y is like swimming in a hottub they keep it so warm.
