here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
I have not read all of these so let me slide if I duplicate a couple.
Stray noodle floating into your lane. At my club during the day there is only one lane to lap swim in and it for some reason collects all the abandoned noodles.
The people who stand next to the lap lane and want me to keep from splashing their hair as I swim by or do a flip turn. Why go to a pool to stay dry. As a life guard I had a group of, well, thugs, that I would get to go splash and generally soak anyone I saw who was trying to keep their hair dry. Keep in mind this was the late 80's and big hair ruled.
This has been mentioned before but people who don't swim srtaight or stay on thier side of the lane drive me nuts.
Got Boost
I have not read all of these so let me slide if I duplicate a couple.
Stray noodle floating into your lane. At my club during the day there is only one lane to lap swim in and it for some reason collects all the abandoned noodles.
The people who stand next to the lap lane and want me to keep from splashing their hair as I swim by or do a flip turn. Why go to a pool to stay dry. As a life guard I had a group of, well, thugs, that I would get to go splash and generally soak anyone I saw who was trying to keep their hair dry. Keep in mind this was the late 80's and big hair ruled.
This has been mentioned before but people who don't swim srtaight or stay on thier side of the lane drive me nuts.
Got Boost
