here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
I want to rant about the aqua aerobics people..
1. although they have two lanes (made into one big one) they all stand along the lane line between them and I, and look mad when they get splashed when I swim by..
2. Request and are granted that the pool temp be put to 86 degrees because they are cold.
3. Sing "Its a small world after all" during their warm up... Ever tried to swim hard with "its a small world after all" going thru your head? (Just looked at me with a blank face when I asked the instuructor if she knew any Led Zepplin.)
I actually now go at 6am instead of 7, just to miss them.
I want to rant about the aqua aerobics people..
1. although they have two lanes (made into one big one) they all stand along the lane line between them and I, and look mad when they get splashed when I swim by..
2. Request and are granted that the pool temp be put to 86 degrees because they are cold.
3. Sing "Its a small world after all" during their warm up... Ever tried to swim hard with "its a small world after all" going thru your head? (Just looked at me with a blank face when I asked the instuructor if she knew any Led Zepplin.)
I actually now go at 6am instead of 7, just to miss them.
